Hey, MOM!

I have become increasingly aware of just how many times in a day I hear the words, "Hey, MOM." Just last week, my husband and I counted hearing that phrase 26 times in the 15 minutes it took to get everyone to school! So, in honor of MOM'S EVERYWHERE......a song....set to the melody of the Beatles HEY JUDE.
(By the way, BLUE is kids, RED is Mom)


"Hey MOM...where is my lunch
Did you leave it on the trestle
And, Hey MOM, I need five dollors for school
What's it for this time
A new shirt at wrestling"


"Hey MOM...I forgot
My homework on my desk
Could you go and get it on your break
It will just take
Your whole lunch hour"


"So let me out of this loony bin
Hey MOM, explain
Why beauty is in
the eye of beholders...
No dear that is an idiom
Ok, but Mom why is it that
You seem so much older....
Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha..."


Hey MOM
I'm really mad
My brother just sits there looking at me
Hey Mom
He started all of this first
You have it reversed
When will this get better
Hey MOM, Hey MOM, Hey MOM
Awwwww! WOW!


Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na
Hey MOM


Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na
Hey MOM

OK...so it lost something in the translation, but I hope you got a giggle out of it....